today while i was asking Siri for help on my iphone . . .
mom: how many ounces are in a pound?
Siri: I’m sorry but I am unable to answer right now. Please try again later.
mom: how many ounces are in 1 pound?
Siri: Unfortunately, I can’t help right now. I’m sorry. (or something like that!)
lily: mom, since she doesn’t want to answer you, maybe you should make your voice sound like someone else!
mom: (stifling laughter) good idea, lil.
mom: (in an exaggerated high pitched voice) how many ounces are in a pound?
Siri: 1 pound equals 16 ounces.
good job at making my kid look smarter than me, Siri!
when i found out that i was pregnant with posy i told tom that i absolutely wanted professional photos taken of her and our family. i knew that down the road she was bound to get screwed over for things that her older siblings had . . . especially lily, our first. like videos made of their first year of life and pretty much every milestone documented so as to never forget it! so knowing that she will most likely get none of that i decided to try and even the playing field from the beginning. i told tom that these photos were the only thing that i really wanted and that i didn’t care how much they cost. (ok, so i admit that i was having a major pity party for myself since i was pregnant . . . again. sigh.)
fast forward to december. sweet miss p was finally here and it was time for the photoshoot! i was very excited but honestly had no real expectations since we would be dealing with children. i’m so glad that was the case since gus refused to cooperate except for one picture.
in all of the others this is what we got out of him . . .
i. love. this. picture. there is so much that was going on that you would never know just by looking at it . . . that is except for gus and his sourpuss face! you’ve got to give him credit for his honesty. but to anyone looking at this picture it would seem that we are just a happy family that is loving on our new baby/sister. that much is definitely true . . . however what you don’t see is that tom and i were in the middle of a huge argument and didn’t even want to be in the same room together, let alone embrace each other. what you also don’t see is that i’m holding a handful of posy’s poop that she had just done in my hand! yes, i said poop! and for any parents that read this you will know how grody that seedy, drippy, yellowish green baby poop can be! we decided to keep going though since everyone was already in position and because posy was peacefully sleeping. the only person who isn’t having a problem in this picture is sweet lily. for once, she was giving us 100% cooperation and was so agreeable. bless her heart!
even though gus isn’t smiling, this one is making it onto our wall of family pictures. it will be a good reminder of the experience and how you sometimes just have to smile through the crap in life . . . literally.
anyway, i have really enjoyed the pictures that our photographer took. they are beautiful and truly capture how smitten we are with posy already.
we are so incredibly lucky to have such a sweet and peaceful baby. God totally knew that we needed her in our lives and we can’t imagine life now without her. we are so so thankful!