after purchasing lily a policeman’s costume at the dollar store, she proceeded to run around the house arresting and shooting bad people. soon she approached me and we had this exchange . . .
mama: lily, come here i need to tell you something.
lily: mom, my name isn’t lily, it’s officer borny.
mama: ok, officer borny, come here i need to tell you something.
lily: wait, mom. this is “horny” (pointing to an imaginary person). he’s a bad guy. he bangs people!
mama: (crying with laughter!) let’s go introduce him to your dad!!
don’t mess with officer borny!