out of the mouths of babes . . .

after purchasing lily a policeman’s costume at the dollar store, she proceeded to run around the house arresting and shooting bad people.  soon she approached me and we had this exchange . . .

 

mama: lily, come here i need to tell you something.

lily: mom,  my name isn’t lily, it’s officer borny.

mama: ok, officer borny, come here i need to tell you something.

lily: wait, mom.  this is “horny” (pointing to an imaginary person).  he’s a bad guy.  he bangs people!

mama: (crying with laughter!)  let’s go introduce him to your dad!!

don’t mess with officer borny!

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2 responses to “out of the mouths of babes . . .

  1. I am laughing SO hard I’m crying too! She is the best niece I could EVER ask for. Sweet Lils! I never want her to grow up.

  2. Christy P.

    That canNOT be real! (Though I know it is.) What have you been teaching your daughter?! 😉 Oh the hilarity! Sooooo glad you share these joys with the rest of us!

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